Monday, May 14, 2007

No! We are going to FANTASIA LAND! We are not going on Space Mountain and thats it!

Smashy Smashy.
This is a park full of morons.
If you are in a public place that gets very crowded do you really think flip flops are the best footwear for the day? Butterhorn Women seem to wear flip flops or sandals more than shoes. I dont know why that is? They just do.

They don't have anything to eat... just fruit.

We were promised a table with a view. You ruined our trip!The whole day... SCREWED!

I can't think of a more pathetic ride than this one. A long time ago Disney used to hire only the hottest girls to work on this ride. This used to be the ride where a sexy hot chick would tell you crap about little fairy tale houses. You wouldn't give a crap about what she was saying because she was so hot. In the 80's this is also where they put the obviously gay guys too. Go figure.
Its much different now. Look at that lil punk kid forced to ride this thing. He is way too old for it and is bound to get one of that chicks hooves in his head at least once during the ride. The storyteller chick is wearing pants Ernest Borgnine wouldn't wear and they seem to have run out of her size. Good job at making the women on this ride completely unappealng. Those pants look too tight for her gut and that "roid pillow shes on just seals the deal.
Shes' a Butterhorn.

Sunday, May 13, 2007

Caleb. Caleb. Caleb. Caleb. Caleb. Caleb. Caleb. Come here! Caleb. Come here.

I'll have.... um... uh... oh I dont know help him while I figure out what I want.

This next picture sums it all up. Disney now offers healthier snack item choices. I caught this one clearly looking for something with frosting or sprinkles only to find veggies fruit and something called "A Pickle"for $2.50. She looked so depressed as she hunted for snack. I think it will take a while for the healthy snacks to become embraced by Butterhorns. The healthy choices seem to have truly confused her as she could not understand why fruit would cost so much. There is no reason to pay that much for fruit... or anything in the park... she's been HAD! This is the moment just before she realized she is a rube.

This last picture in this set has a lot going on. I was trying to snap a picture of the little lime that was quickly escaping me and stumbled upon that damn photo guy. He was taking a picture of a family that was fathered by the guy in the goofy shirt and fanny pack. I was amazed by him. Almost hypnotized. How any woman could find that hot is beyond me. How could she accept THAT inside her? I mean look at him! Fanny pack, Goofyshirt stretched over his belly, and a bluetooth earpiece in the event of an emergency conference call... on a Sunday... at Disneyland.
Dairyqueen calling!
What a f%cktard. How could any woman (or man) fall for this guy?
He's a Butterhorn!
Oh wait... so is she.
Never mind.
Hey you know who they remind me of? Did you ever see that film SLAPSTICK OF ANOTHER KIND?

Nana's hands smell like old beer.

I caught this butterhorn just as she "set the timer on her little breadmaker"
It was disgusting to watch and even more repulsive to share with you now.
Please click on the picture to enlarge. You must see this person in all her glory. Please enlarge and enjoy.