Sunday, May 13, 2007

I'll have.... um... uh... oh I dont know help him while I figure out what I want.

This next picture sums it all up. Disney now offers healthier snack item choices. I caught this one clearly looking for something with frosting or sprinkles only to find veggies fruit and something called "A Pickle"for $2.50. She looked so depressed as she hunted for snack. I think it will take a while for the healthy snacks to become embraced by Butterhorns. The healthy choices seem to have truly confused her as she could not understand why fruit would cost so much. There is no reason to pay that much for fruit... or anything in the park... she's been HAD! This is the moment just before she realized she is a rube.

This last picture in this set has a lot going on. I was trying to snap a picture of the little lime that was quickly escaping me and stumbled upon that damn photo guy. He was taking a picture of a family that was fathered by the guy in the goofy shirt and fanny pack. I was amazed by him. Almost hypnotized. How any woman could find that hot is beyond me. How could she accept THAT inside her? I mean look at him! Fanny pack, Goofyshirt stretched over his belly, and a bluetooth earpiece in the event of an emergency conference call... on a Sunday... at Disneyland.
Dairyqueen calling!
What a f%cktard. How could any woman (or man) fall for this guy?
He's a Butterhorn!
Oh wait... so is she.
Never mind.
Hey you know who they remind me of? Did you ever see that film SLAPSTICK OF ANOTHER KIND?

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