Monday, May 15, 2006

I'm outraged... I must look some more!

This page is a look at the" happiest place on earth."
I'm tired of seeing photos of the park that don't show large people. People of size are rarely seen in commercials for the park. They are ignored just as the crying kids and and the yelling abusive parents that make up the parks daily guestlist. This is a reality. Large people are in the park and these are picures of them. If you want to make your own blog of selective images from the park that don't show larger guests than you are free to do so.

You cannot avoid the fact that many overweight people go to the magic kingdom. It’s a fact. These pictures are here to prove a point to a certain small group of friends. The blog is the best forum for this type of communication. I don’t “HATE” overweight people. I myself am overweight.

I am just pointing out a fact. If you have some sort of moral hang-up about these pictures then move on to another site and do not return. If you want to turn a blind eye to them than that is your choice.

A little bit about me.
I dislike people who need to bring religion into everything they do. They can't explain what they see so it must be ungodly.




Chill out freakos!

I am happy people are able to express their opinion on this page. Just remember if your comment is not praise I will most likely tease ya right back.

If you love Jesus this is not the place for you.
Jesus lives in the pointy house on the corner and welcomes you in once a week. Funny its on Sunday, usually... That’s the lords day of rest so don’t expect to see him. Ah but don’t be sad my lil’ friend…

I suggest going to “The Magic Kingdom” to cheer yourself up. Buy an ice cream and enjoy the day.

Remember... self control is what a good Christian needs in order to get into heaven (Or so I have heard from TWO priests I have slept with)

12 comments:

Park_Alice said...

The hand of God will strike you down. All God's creatures, even the overweight ones, will rise and march upon you.

ScottyFerguson said...

Thank you for your post. I see you have returned for more. Ya just can't stay away. Kisses!

ScottyFerguson said...

Will there be a tickle fight?

Park_Alice said...

You should take serious the feasting of devils on your sinful flesh. The Lord sayth "butterhorn I shall not". Mr. Ferguson, repent or suffer with those you make suffer with your camera lens.

ScottyFerguson said...

A curse you have put upon me! A "godly" curse! Oh my.. I..I, I... must fight back or my soul may be saved... um ummm let seee a curse? Where did I put that AHAAA! Here it is...

Even a Man Who is Pure of Heart,
And Says His Prayers by Night,
Can Become a Wolf when the Wolfbane Blooms
And the Moon is Full and Bright.


Look the plain fact is, I'm already dead in your eyes. You are the demon. A funny one too. With very familiar phrasing. Now get back to work.

Park_Alice said...

Shut up.

ScottyFerguson said...

33rd Psalm - The Mouse is my shepherd: I surley want. He maketh me to keep off the green pastures: he leadeth me beside the vending cart. He restoreth my hunger: he leadeth me in the paths of Mouse shaped ice cream sandwiches for his name’s sake. Yea, though I walk through the valley of the butter, I will fear no horn: for thou eats with me: thy churro and thy turkey leg comfort me. Thou preparest a table before me in the presence of his lens: thou stuff my head with sweet sweet treats: my cup runneth over, get me another! Surely high blood pressure and transfats shall follow me all the days of my life: and I will feast in the mouse forever.

EmmaPeel007 said...

Lemme guess - the two priests you slept with...

Pat Priest and Judas Priest

ScottyFerguson said...

BINGO!

Scott W said...

Is Park Alice real? The world is full of sleepwalkers.

ScottyFerguson said...

I'm not sure but I had to respond to her. Whoever it was pushed all my buttons so... probibly not a "real" person. Most likely someone I know. An unreal friend.

Anonymous said...

I reckon you're Atheist since you say don't sound pro-religious. Woo-hoo! :-) High five. :-)