Butterhorn Patrol

Cast members are concerned about rumors that Disney is planning on outsourcing the security department. Some claim that the short contract is just to buy time for Disney to contract with some other company to take over. While existing contracts prevent a total outsourcing of the department, Disney is allowed to outsource up to 10 percent of the staff to outside companies, and can expand beyond that in certain circumstances. Layoffs or staff reductions as a result of outsourcing are explicitly prohibited. Any changes to that policy would require a modification to the contract. When asked about Disney's claims that there are no current outsourcing plans, one officer replied, “Many are suspicious, and have no doubt they will eventually try.”

I can't go on that ride. I just ate.

Dude it smells like diaper here! Awww Gross. Oh my god Dude...Dude, its coming from the turkeyleg cart!

Lets get outta here the "Small World" clock is about to go off.

No. You dip the churro in the nacho cheese. Its Good!

There is nothing wrong with you!

If you can walk from the parking lot to the tram you dont need to rent a scooter.
Disney should only rent scooters to corpulent guests if they provide a note from ther doctor stating they are incapable of walking.

I'm just sayin'

Welcome to Monsanto's Bauhaus of the future.

To be quite honest I saw more smiles from goth kids than any Butterhorn.

Koyannadisney.

Theres a bat in my house. Theres a bat in my house. Someone go get my stick.

Today is Bat's Day in the park. This is the one day all the goth and emo kids get together in the park. Its the hottest day of the year and they choose to dress in black.

Here are some pictures from that fine trip. Bats and Butterhorns together in one park. WHOOO HOOOO!

















I have to give props to Noah Korda for pulling the event together. There was a time Disneyland would not let you in if your hair was an unnatural color or you wore ripped clothing or even a simple leather jacket. When I was a teen I, along with friends, were denied access to the park simply by the way we looked. Disney has come a long way. Thanks Noah for keeping Disney's collective robotic mind as open as it can be.

And thanks Disneyland for always allowing Butterhorns to roam free. I dont recall Disneyland ever turning a Butterhorn away because of the way THEY look.