The merlot loving mom from Palmdale

She was buzzed and forced her child to push her in the stroller. Buckle up kids it's going to be a fun ride home!

Reader submission: Happyhorns

A frequent reader of THE MAJESTIC BUTTERHORN sent this photo in.

Fine hornspotting in New Orleans Square.

Churro break

"Can I get my face painted? Well can I get some fries?"

"You always ruin everything!"

This Guy was like bigfoot. I call him "Cupmouth"

Butterhorn Patrol

Cast members are concerned about rumors that Disney is planning on outsourcing the security department. Some claim that the short contract is just to buy time for Disney to contract with some other company to take over. While existing contracts prevent a total outsourcing of the department, Disney is allowed to outsource up to 10 percent of the staff to outside companies, and can expand beyond that in certain circumstances. Layoffs or staff reductions as a result of outsourcing are explicitly prohibited. Any changes to that policy would require a modification to the contract. When asked about Disney's claims that there are no current outsourcing plans, one officer replied, “Many are suspicious, and have no doubt they will eventually try.”

I can't go on that ride. I just ate.

Dude it smells like diaper here! Awww Gross. Oh my god Dude...Dude, its coming from the turkeyleg cart!

Lets get outta here the "Small World" clock is about to go off.

No. You dip the churro in the nacho cheese. Its Good!

There is nothing wrong with you!

If you can walk from the parking lot to the tram you dont need to rent a scooter.
Disney should only rent scooters to corpulent guests if they provide a note from ther doctor stating they are incapable of walking.

I'm just sayin'